When I create the astrological detail for the Moon insights, I like to use the voice recognition and typing software on my ipad as it automatically inserts the degree symbol when I say "degrees" and I can read through the chart details without taking my eyes off of it to type.
However, things don't always go completely smoothly and I still have to check it back and correct errors. This is because it has yet to completely understand my English accent, let alone slightly Devonshire dialect, and despite my best efforts at pronunciation, it doesn't always type exactly what I have said! Uranus is particularly challenging to get right and I have failed to consistently crack that one, most often it comes out as You're a nurse with some interesting variations! Although I have learnt to change how I say Chiron to get it right most times!
Last month, just for fun, I didn't correct the errors as I went but read through all the astrological details and then looked at what it had typed. What you see below is what it had typed for me! I hope this will give you a bit of a giggle if not a laugh. And at the end, just in case you are wondering, is what it should have said!
Astrological details of the new moon chart for 11th of December 2015
New moon is on the left December 2015 at 10:29
Sun and moon are both at 19° two Sagittarius. They both sex tile Mars in the pram at 16° 52, square Jupiter in the game at 22° to, and trying you are a nurse in Aries at 16° 39(Retrograde). They also square Chiron in Pisces at 17° 43.
Mercury, at 2° three Capricorn is only three aspects are all wind, being sexed up to Venus and Neptune and square the notes.
Venus at 7° 23 Scorpio other then the wind trying to mac three already mentioned, it's only other aspect is trying tune this is however a very close aspect.
Mars is also in a tight opposition to urinous, Square Pluto and ink and gent Chiron again a close aspect.
Jupiter row Sagittarius, and other than it's trying is delete squares to the sun and the moon only has wide aspects to your nerves brackets in conjunct), And white conjunction to the nose and the wider position to Chiron.
Saturn and tune or Square, Saturns only main aspect.
Yunus also Square is Pluto.
Peter Oso Sextans Chiron.
Full list of planets and their position
Sun and moon 19° to Sagittarius
Mercury 2° three Capricorn
Venus 7° 23 Scorpio
Mars 16° 52 libra
Jupiter 22° to Virgo
Saturn 8° 48 Sagittarius
Uranerz 16° 39 Aries retrograde
Neptune 7° 10 Pisces
Pluto 14° 21 Capricorn
North node 26° 41 there go retrograde
So snowed 26° 41 Pisces retrograde
Chiron 7° 17° 43 Pisces
Saturn and Neptune brackets in its own sign) are the two depositors of the chart.
There is a predominance of mutable energy in the chart with venous being the only planet in the fixed sign.
Mars is the only planet in an area sign.
And here's what it should have said!
Astrological details of the New Moon chart for 11th of December 2015
New Moon is on the 11th December 2015 at 10:29 GMT
Sun and Moon are both at 19° 2¨ Sagittarius. They both sextile Mars in Libra at 16° 52¨, square Jupiter in Virgo at 22° 2¨, and trine Uranus in Aries at 16° 39¨ (retrograde). They also square Chiron in Pisces at 17° 43¨
Mercury, at 2° 3¨ Capricorn has only three aspects, are all wide, being sextile to Venus and Neptune and square the Nodes.
Venus at 7° 23¨ Scorpio, other than the wide trine to Mercury already mentioned, it's only other aspect is trine Neptune. This is however a very close aspect.
Mars is also in a tight opposition to Uranus, square Pluto and inconjunct Chiron, again a close aspect.
Jupiter rules Sagittarius, and other than it's squares to the Sun and the Moon only has wide aspects to Uranus (inconjunct), a wide conjunction to the Node and a wider opposition to Chiron.
Saturn and Neptune are Square, Saturn’s only main aspect.
Uranus also squares Pluto.
Pluto also sextiles Chiron.
Full list of planets and their position
Sun and Moon 19° 2¨ Sagittarius
Mercury 2° 3¨ Capricorn
Venus 7° 23¨ Scorpio
Mars 16° 52¨ Libra
Jupiter 22° 2¨ Virgo
Saturn 8° 48¨Sagittarius
Uranus 16° 39¨ Aries retrograde
Neptune 7° 10¨ Pisces
Pluto 14° 21¨ Capricorn
North Node 26° 41¨ Virgo retrograde
South Node 26° 41¨ Pisces retrograde
Chiron 17° 43¨ Pisces
Saturn and Neptune (in its own sign) are the two depositors of the chart.
There is a predominance of Mutable energy in the chart with Venus being the only planet in a fixed sign.
Mars is the only planet in an Air sign.